Q: Is God A Myth?

Maybe its just for tax reasons and the tax exempt status that religions enjoy? I wonder why the priests who molest children left in their care have no fear of a vengeful God? Why does the Pope not have the same fear as he not only hides these criminals from justice but inflicts them upon yet another unsuspecting parish who trusts their church not to send them someone who will fuck their children?

Why does and all-powerful God need these fucking retarded right-wingers to speak for him? Why does God not want healthcare for the less fortunate and children? Why does God need to send congressional lobbyists to do his work when healthcare reform would save taxpayers tens of billions of dollars? I've always known that God is bad with money, and even once sent him $1.95 for his polyester prayer handkerchief, but why wouldn't he just print his own currency if need be? I can't imagine that God wouldn't be an exceptional counterfeiter?

Why does God allow Haiti to shake itself apart and for it's children to suffer incalculable hardship? I know Pat Robertson said it was because Haiti made a deal with the devil. Why doesn't God just kill Pat Robertson with a bolt of lightning or with a meteor? How fucking hard is that for God? I can't imagine Pat has actually sent God any of the money that has been raised by using his name . At the very least God should sue Pat Robertson.

Even if there was an almighty creator of the heavens he certainly doesn't owe us a damned thing. Why do people endlessly ask him for shit? How fucking presumptuous! He gave you existence and now you want a BMW? Heart attack for you, you incredibly self-centered cocksucker. Quit asking God for shit he isn't going to give you and that you don't goddamned deserve. You also believe that God has a plan for you and has your life mapped out so quit second-guessing him by asking him to deviate from the plan and give you shit.

If you get the flu it is because God hates you. If you get a flat tire it is because God is bored and enjoys making your life miserable. If you lose a loved one it is because God loves to see you suffer. These are much more rational answers to life's grand questions that the one you have avoided your entire life. You know the question, don't you? You simply don't have the guts to ask it nor have you the strength to handle the answer.