After having a rather heated discussion about Syrian refugees with some dumb Floridian transplant who proudly flies a Confederate flag from his pickup truck, and born and raised in New York to boot, I decided to further investigate what makes him tick. I stumbled upon a rather humorous video of him filming his buddy riding one of those new gyroscopic-type scooters. Of course the rider falls on the pavement and laughter ensues. That is when the true wanna be colors show.
Knowing full well his friends will be watching the video he asks repeatedly "Did you break your iPhone 6 S?" He doesn't ask if the rider is okay. He doesn't ask did you break your phone. He doesn't ask did you break your iPhone. Heaven forbid he refer to it as an iPhone 6 either, as not owning the latest and greatest phone might give the impression that he cannot enjoy the finer things in life because of his mortgage on that double-wide. It's an iPhone 6 S, bitch, because we're republicans.
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