Needle well past "E"

We all know that guy who thinks he is so in tune with his car and pushes his luck driving on an empty tank. He is the same guy who ran out of gas every other week in high school. He is the guy who calls you up for a favor at 11pm on a Sunday night needing you to come out in ten degree weather and blowing snow with a gas can. He is the same guy who cannot hold down a job and so when you hand him $40 so he can fill up his fuel tank, instead he pumps in three bucks worth and drives off with your change. He's calling for help again. Dude, seriously...