So you are standing in line at the gas station or the post office and are getting excited at the prospect of being next. What a feeling to be "next!" Then in walks that annoying middle aged yenta, with that fingernails on a chalkboard Long Island accent, who announces "excuse me sonny, you have items and I just need to pay for this gas quick," or "I'm sorry but I just need to give the guy this one little letter here" and she walks right up and claims your rightful place. Suddenly it's not such a good feeling to be "next." Apparently she thinks she is some queen of sorts and you are just a piece of shit? Yeah lady, were standing in line because we are assholes that don't know any better so you go right ahead, It is your world afterall.
The same can be said for those bastards on the highway that race past you in the lane that is closed in 1000 feet and then shove their way back into traffic. Why should they waste their time in the slow lane when they can fly right up to the front and pass these idiots that are too stupid to recognize such a golden opportunity? Again, I am sorry for inconveniencing you on YOUR highway. Please pull in front of me after moving up from a mile back and slow down traffic even more so dickheads just like you lose what little patience they have and pull the same stunt. Good for you!
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