There should Be A Law Against...

Babies in movie theaters, tight jeans, being given short notice, the Paparazzi, professional wrestling, close-talkers, toll booths, the 7-10 split, vending machines rejecting your dollar, East Vs. West rap wars, monkey movies, baking chocolate, rubberneckers, fat guys in Speedos, speedwalkers, election issues where a "no" vote means "yes", car alarms, psychic hotlines, fuzzy toilet seat covers, highway "No U-Turn" signs, New Kids On The Block, Eggnog, Bob Saget, cable going out, fillibusters, humidity, expired coupons, the chicken vs. egg argument, Ticketmaster, mind games, one-way streets, second hand smoke, slow golfers, lying about Santa Claus, radio commercials, toupees, Michael Bolton, deadlines, homework, Fabio, Rush Limbaugh, morning people, lines at the DMV, weak condoms, televangelists, colorized classic movies, internet plagiarism and blogs that suck.